when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind...
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I dun no how to spel
Drowning that lousy game out with brilliant...
DEAR EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME
ktinaa: One of you HAS to have connections to the Toronto Maple Leafs. I want to meet them. All of them. Or just Jake Gardiner and Luke Schenn and Joffrey Lupul. THNKS.
ablogorsomething: I hate it when super asshole guys are hot. It’s like, no. Stop. That’s not fair. You don’t deserve that face.