nevillelongbadass: acupofchar: thinspocean: sofiiaaax3: all-ma-b0iz-are-sexy: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN POSTED ON TUMBLR . This is amazing, just watch it!!! WHAT THE FUCK best LMFAO WTF DID I JUST WATCHH I will perpetually reblog this. Flawless. OH MY GOD WHAT. THE FUCK. HAHAHA
That moment when one of your body parts fall...
And it feels like this afterwards: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
I really fucking love potatoes.
meowington5: Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. BLESS OMNOMNOM
When the teacher says "Class, do you have any...
Outside: “No, ma’am” Inside: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
jehanpruvaire asked: mr sun came up and he smiled at me he said its gonna be a good one just wait and see jumped out of bed and ran outside something something IT'S THE BEST DAY EVERRRRR. ALSO YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH CHARLIE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT POST.
Not long ago, in a magical land somewhere in the...
I started it… “Not long ago, in a magical land somewhere in the clouds, there was a unicorn named Bobbie. Bobbie was not a nice unicorn, he was a savage beast. He was also very fast, so he could catch almost anything that he wanted to. The other unicorns did not like him,” Jessie continued… “not that he cared.” Vanessa… “He was all cool with it...
I'm about to start typing the story from english...
"You've just had the almost imponderable joy of...
When your nails are wet and you accidentally touch... →
Like the ground..and furniture..
That awkward moment when you start to tell a story...
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
LOL has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I...
Me during a math test. →
Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you...
Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to... →
jehanpruvaire asked: Holy shit you're on tumblr
When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like.. then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like…
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Playing Hide And Seek as a kid
thejkanespaz: Some other asshole sees you in a good spot and they come in, youre like But the seeker already finished counting, so youre like You hear the seeker near you, and they keep laughing so youre like They find you guys and youre like Man, I’m still like this.
boyfriend: babe i have 2 words for u
boyfriend: i love you
girlfriend: that's 3
boyfriend: no because you and i are 1 :)
girlfriend: get out